*not sorry about much else

  1. happybdsm:

    Gracias a Matthias y a Nicole por recordarnos con vuestra visita una de las mejores cosas que nos ofrecen las cuerdas: ¡comunicación, sentimientos y diversión! 

    Fotos de la maravillosa performance con la que nos deleitaron Matthias & Nicole el pasado sábado 19 de Abril en Rosas Cinco.

    Fotos by TENTESION.

    (Via clubrosas5)

  2. alltimechemicalkilljoy:

    the-tv-light:

    lookatthewords:

    goatsy:

    Reblog if your cramps have ever

    • made you vomit
    • lasted between 2-3 days
    • stopped you from being able to walk or run
    • made you cry

    It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

    add

    • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

    also

    • made you pass out

    don’t forget

    • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

    Ok I am pretty sure that the nausea and the cramps could totally be treated or at least reduced by medical maryjane so lets just all cite periods to get our patient licenses. 

    (via anetterose)

  3. fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

    fauxboy:

    starshinethecat1:

    xxgoldie12xx:

    the-winchesters-in-221b:

    2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

    davespritedave:

    hoechlolly:

    tehwhovianhufflepuff:

    imagine-tenthousand:

    mockinggrass:

    Go big or go home 

    So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

    In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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    So I decided to try it

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    alrighty, let’s go one more step

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    image

    i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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    THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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    Story of my life

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    that’s a first.

    I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

    I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

    (via thedoctorshufflepuff)

  4. ask-gallows-callibrator:

    levi-has-the-booty:

    Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
    [Class titters]
    Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
    [Laughter increases]
    Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
    [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

    SHOTS FIRED 

    (Source: sneakyfeets, via thedoctorshufflepuff)

  5. official-sciencesideoftumbler:

    alejo-alejo:

    merisea:

    How Beauty Procedures Looked In The 1930s-40s [x]

    This is scary

    The apple face thing tho

    (via thedoctorshufflepuff)

  6. pipilottirist:

    stand-up-comic-gifs:

    Morgan Murphy (x)

    the most accurate description of male comedians

    (via lesbiansandthelivingdead)

  7. first-kiss-since-45:

    vikadi:

    set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

    these are incredible

    (via ticytacs)

  8. zero-the-her0:

    nightcloak:

    unforgivingplace:

    I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.

    OHMYGOD

    THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN WITH TAILS 

    (Source: larsofcydonia, via ilostmymarblesinspace)

  9. underthesymmetree:

    Fibonacci you crazy bastard….

    As seen in the solar system (by no ridiculous coincidence), Earth orbits the Sun 8 times in the same period that Venus orbits the Sun 13 times! Drawing a line between Earth & Venus every week results in a spectacular FIVE side symmetry!!

    Lets bring up those Fibonacci numbers again: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34..

    So if we imagine planets with Fibonacci orbits, do they create Fibonacci symmetries?!

    You bet!! Depicted here is a:

    • 2 sided symmetry (5 orbits x 3 orbits)
    • 3 sided symmetry (8 orbits x 5 orbits)
    • sided symmetry (13 orbits x 8 orbits) - like Earth & Venus
    • sided symmetry (21 orbits x 13 orbits)

    I wonder if relationships like this exist somewhere in the universe….

    Read the Book    |    Follow    |    Hi-Res    -2-    -3-    -5-    -8-

    (via ilostmymarblesinspace)

  10. prince-of-the-iron-fist:

    yup-that-exists:

    The Nerf Nuke

    Introducing the most epic Nerf weapon of all time! The Nerf Nuke is a rocket that launches in the air and shoots out 80 Nerf darts in every possible direction. It’s the holy grail, and is guaranteed to win you an Nerf war you start.

    BUY IT HERE

    T̢͉̳͎͎̰̟̩̥̗͙̜̞̩̦̤̀͜͢H̵̡̢͈̠͈͟E̶͉̹̝̠̮̺͓̱̬̥͔̠͚͠ͅ ̶̧̢͚͙̲̗̣̬͕̯͉̝̙̼͙͈͙̙͎͞Ş̥͉͕̬͈̺̙̫̫̠̕͠Ḱ̶̷̙͔̞̖̹͔̫̦̭̠͓̺̥̯͍͢͜I̧̦̱̗̬̱̮̪̹̦͟E̛̠̣͓͕̬S͏̶̵̹̯͎̠͓̲̣̱̜̞̭̕͠ͅ ̷̤̦̘͓̥̻̭̩͉̕̕͞Á̴̴͎͈̮̼͈̩͔̻͔̟̪̼͖̱̘͟͠R̸̛̗̥͎͕̦̞͕͓͕̪͓̕͝ͅḚ̹̟̞̤͕̣͕̦̬̠́̀ ̛͠͏̫̞̝͓̤̙̼̜͍̞́ͅṊ̛̪̪̖͚̭̗͔̺̬͝͠ͅͅO͏̗̙̰̻͚̗̱̼̱̗̝̝̩̤̗̮̣͘̕T̵̢̛̲̜̬̲̙͈͈̟̤̞̦̮̱̘͕̱̘̤ ̶҉̢̲̘̭̝͖̲̟̗̀͝S̴̷̡̠̮̥̟͖̹̱̣̫̥̳̱̬̪͝ͅĄ̹̯͉͍̱̙͕̳̗̗̼̦̀͠F̶͖̗̱̭̬̥͎̭͔͚̭̰̹͔͎̲̼͢͜͟͞E͇̰̲̣̟̖͚̬̩̭̘̜̰̹̘͡

    (via ticytacs)

  11. corriezodori:

    disgustinghotels:

    #not all men

    THEFACESIMCRYING

    (Source: thedisneyprincess, via thedoctorshufflepuff)

  12. sjanae:

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

I love this so much.

    sjanae:

    kylesimmonsstache:

    bastealinghearts:

    Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

    LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

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    "REGULAR" ART

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    FANART

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    OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

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    JESUS CHRIST

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    TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

    image

    FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

    image

    LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

    image

    MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

    image

    THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

    image

    OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

    image

    JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

    image

    THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

    image

    LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

    NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

    image

    ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

    image

    FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

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    HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

    I love this so much.

    (Source: prettylittl3flower, via flash-me-your-tash)

  13. A study on masculinity and aggression from the University of South Florida found that innocuous – yet feminine – tasks could produce profound anxiety in men. As part of the study, a group of men were asked to perform a stereotypically feminine act – braiding hair in this case — while a control group braided rope. Following the act, the men were given the option to either solve a puzzle or punch a heavy bag. Not surprisingly, the men who performed the task that threatened their masculinity were far more likely to punch the bag; again, violence serving as a way to reestablish their masculine identity. A follow-up had both groups punch the bag after braiding either hair or rope; the men who braided the hair punched the bag much harder. A third experiment, all the participants braided hair, but were split into two groups: those who got to punch the bag afterwards and those who didn’t. The men who were prevented from punching the bag started to show acute signs of anxiety and distress from not being able to reconfirm their masculinity.
  14. (Source: kroove, via bro-tits)

  15. adarasanchez:

    I warned you, risqué drawings each month for Elisa Victoria's texts  ♥ 
    La Mancha Blanca (The White Stain). Primera Línea Magazine. July 2014.

    This month, a german girl called Connie (Lengua de serpiente // Snake tongue)

    (via artforadults)

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